Its not that I think A LOT about zombie preparedness, certainly not as much as the guy who built the zombie proof house or these guys (read the comments) but I’ll admit that it does…. occur to me from time to time.
**UPDATE!!** I’ve been getting a lot of blog hits as a result of google searches for zombie apocolypse (Hi, fellow zombie worriers!!) so I’ve decided to expand this post a bit so that there’s more for you guys to read when you get here!
Here is the official Centres for Disease Control (US) guide on surviving a zombie apocalypse
Here is a quirky blog entitled The Zombie Preparedness Blog I’ve found (where you can learn how to make EVERYTHING from scratch)
Here is a quiz where you can see just how prepared you really are!
You can also buy everything needed to survive the forthcoming war between the living and the dead on amazon. Where else? I’m actually scared, yet also strangely relieved that Amazon sell stuff as weird and dangerous as they apparently do.
And here are some of my very own, zombie preparedness tips
- Get fit pre-apocalypse. Fatties die first.
- Buy a variety of canned food for the apocalypse. Otherwise you might get so bored eating canned potatoes every day that zombiehood seems like a viable alternative.
- Fortify your home and garden against the ghouls. If your home is burgler proof, then its probably zombie proof too! Win/Win